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18 / male / gay / 9โฅ๏ธ
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I have a twin brother I love so much! His name is Jack. He has a wonderful singing voice and I could listen to him all day if I could. Unfortunately, we're in opposing groups so I can't be with him 24/7 but that's okay. We have to have our space--- that's his words, not mine.
I'm a singer! I used to perform in church choirs before moving to the classical stage, but then I had an opportunity to visit Japan so I could meet Jack again. I couldn't turn it down. And I'm really glad I didn't, ehe~
I want to keep singing. That's the most important part!
Oh, well... I've already said a lot about what I do?
I love sweets! Cakes, cookies, candies, chocolates...
Someone nice? I don't know, someone who can sing with me? I've never thought anything like that.
WINE
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
MIMES
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
NINJAS
.05 TITS OR ASS
ASS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
COFFEE
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SWEET
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
GENTLE SEX
ABCD-1

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Date: 2024-05-11 03:35 pm (UTC)[ this hasn't stopped him from grabbing a few cards here or there ]
That would be great! It'd be a lot of fun to like, "audition" for you? In a way? As long as you don't judge me too harshly. I'm probably a novice compared to someone like you.
[ we are asking eichi-sama for mercy. ]no subject
Date: 2024-05-12 03:49 am (UTC)Right? I mean, some of our songs are sexy, and I don't mind doing sexy photoshoots, but this is completely different. It's not really love at all, it's just treating people like prize trophies. No one who'd go to bed with me just to get at my "card" deserves to have a~ny contact with me. They'll just have to content themselves with dreams!
[Who are all these alleged people lining up to collect his card who he's shooting down?? We just don't know!]
An audition sounds rather formal. But if that's how you want to do it, that's fine, I suppose. I promise I'll be gentle ๐
[...]
with my criticisms, that is.
Anyway! We'll find a place that has good acoustics, sing to each other sweetly, and then discuss idol-related things over tea somewhere! I do sort of wish there was a karaoke place around, so we could kill two birds with one stone, as it was. But I don't know of any, do you?
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Date: 2024-05-14 05:39 am (UTC)Oh! You don't have to hold back. I'm used to criticism. Not just from coaches and stuff but from people on the internet. Anyone can be a critic. It just has to make sense.
[ ... ]
Hm. Maybe in the arcade? They probably have karaoke machines, but it might be a little loud. Or one of those pods that usually get used for the game? Maybe we can get a custom one. They're honestly really nice for things like that.
And they could provide tea too??? But I'd prefer lemonade. I know it's not good for the throat, but!
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Date: 2024-05-16 05:09 pm (UTC)[Why? Why did it add the last part???]
Sorry. I thought "you" would've covered it, but apparently not.
~~~ANYWAY~~~ I really don't plan to be overly critical, but it's good that you can handle it. There's this one person at our agency who can't deal with ~any~ criticism. If anyone says anything bad about his unit online, he logs in and flames them! Our producer had to put a parental block on his phone to get him to stop!
And if you're talking about that love hotel place, that's actually where we're planning to have our practices! It wouldn't be my first pick, of course, but Leo-kun said there are floor-length mirrors, which should make dance practice easier. And if some rooms have karaoke, that's even better!
And room service! Those places do tend to offer that, or so I've heard.
["Or so he's heard."]
Yep, sounds good! I won't tell you what to drink, since I'm not your producer *or* your mom. You order lemonade, I'll order tea, and we'll join together in one of those rooms to ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถBANG OUR BRAINS OUT๐ถ๐ถ
[...]
I meant ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถSING OUR HEARTS OUT๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
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Date: 2024-05-17 05:24 am (UTC)[ still just taking it all in stride ]
Oh! Ehe. Good that someone else thought of it too. The rooms are very flexible. They can make the insides look like anything. I think it'd be nice if they didn't have all the toys and the oils and stuff. And one time, I was in one with a bunch of whips and chains and I couldn't stop laughing. It was really silly.
[ oversharing is caring? ]
Right, right! We'll sing our hearts out. At least I can try one of my solos. It's kind of nice. I don't know if it'll have the same weight becaaaause I sang it out in public to advertise our unit... but I'll try my best.
Thank you so much though! I really appreciate you.
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Date: 2024-05-18 08:00 pm (UTC)[..... yeah, he's frowning as he reads the next part. Ugh! He can't practice in an S&M dungeon!!]
Yes, well. Let's be sure to ask for one with no whips, alright? Idols are supposed to make people cheer, not cry from pain. But whether it has the same weight or not, I look forward to hearing you sing out my name!
[...]
Or just "sing." That's where that sentence was meant to stop.
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Date: 2024-05-21 04:18 am (UTC)I do have standards! I just... um... do you think I don't?
[ okay maybe that was also part of the curse to make him feel self-conscious. he hopes. ]
I don't think all of them have like, really weird things! So I'm sure if asked they'll take some out? They probably have to listen to some requests!
[ ... ]
I mean, I could sing your name anyway.
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Date: 2024-05-22 09:30 pm (UTC)I guess it was sort of rude to throw away your gratitude just because of this curse, though. So on second thought, I'll accept it! And in return, I'll show *you* some gratitude by saying "Thanks for being such a good sport about all this."
[Almost too good a sport. What an agreeable person!]
Sounds like we're both on the same page about what sort of room we want. One with a karaoke machine, but nothing gross, and no weird things! We'll choose one like that, and we can turn it into our lovely stage ๐๐ณ๐๐๐ฅต
I don't know why it picked those emojis.
Anyway! I'll let you know when this thing wears off, and then I'll see you soon!
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Date: 2024-05-23 03:36 pm (UTC)Oh, I don't know why either. But I'm glad you're so understanding! And I'll see you soon. Take care of yourself in the meantime, okay?~
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Date: 2024-05-24 03:50 am (UTC)Yep, I will, thanks! ๐๐ค๐โจ๏ธ
[He'll just keep it short in hopes of avoiding any more nonsense.
... which actually works. Don't tell him that was the solution all along...?!]